Pawsies
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Why Every Dog Needs a Side Hustle

My Life as a Professional Pawsies Welcoming Committee

Woof there, furry friends and beloved hoomans! Boomer here, coming at you with some career advice. You might think being an adorable family dog is a full-time job (and trust me, it is), but I've got a little side gig that's worth barking about – I'm the Head of Hounds here at Pawsies!

The Interview Process
Now, you might wonder how I landed such a prestigious position. Well, it all started when my hoomans noticed my natural talent for making other dogs feel at home. I mean, who else can sniff a nervous newcomer and know exactly which end to start the introduction from? It's a gift, really.

My Daily Duties

The Art of the Welcome Waggle

Let me tell you about my signature move – the Welcome Waggle. It's a sophisticated combination of tail wagging, bottom wiggling, and strategic sniffing that I've perfected over years of practice. My technique is so good that even the most timid pups can't resist joining in. (Note to new dogs: the secret is in the hip swing – too much and you look desperate, too little and you appear standoffish).

Common Workplace Challenges

Of course, every job has its challenges. Sometimes I get a client who thinks my water bowl is their personal swimming pool, or a youngster who hasn't learned that 5am is NOT an acceptable time for zoomies. But a true professional handles these situations with grace (and occasionally a well-timed distraction involving a squeaky toy).

The Benefits Package

The perks of this job are pretty amazing:

Training the Next Generation

As Head of Hounds, I feel it's my duty to pass on my wisdom to our visitors. Important lessons include:

Work-Life Balance

Between my regular duties as a family dog (keeping the postman away, supervising gardening, testing food for poison), and my Pawsies responsibilities, finding time for self-care is crucial. I make sure to schedule adequate nap time between meet-and-greets, and I never skip my daily meditation (also known as sunbathing).

Client Testimonials

"Boomer showed me where all the best digging spots are!" - Max, regular visitor
"He taught me how to perfect my puppy eyes!" - Luna, weekend guest
"Best tour guide ever, though he does hog the tennis balls" - Charlie, newcomer

Words of Wisdom

To all my furry friends out there considering a career in professional hosting, remember: every tail has to start somewhere. I didn't become Head of Hounds overnight. It took years of dedicated treat acceptance, strategic napping, and perfecting my head tilt.
Must dash now – I've got a new client arriving for orientation (translation: mutual bum sniffing).
Tail wags and professional regards,

Boomer

Head of Hounds, Pawsies
Certified Good Boy
Professional Tennis Ball Inspector

P.S. To all my hooman readers – yes, those treats in your pocket WILL be necessary for my next performance review.

P.P.S. And no, I still haven't figured out why you keep talking to that plant in the kitchen. It NEVER answers back!


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